Grandma's Goulash

"I've been on this train for more than half a century and I've seen some of you from time to time. However has one of you come over, sat down next to me and asked about my goulash?" "Now you see grandma's chest swell. I'll tell him what makes a great goulash," he says. 'My eyes close, my cheeks lift with rapture and the crowd goes wild,' she responds. He loves her goulash. A four day party breaks out. During which time, an old man approaches. Says have you by any chance ever visited the paprika capital of the world? No? You cannot leave Hungary without visiting Seged