Can I Make My Eyes Look Dead?

The major challenge these days is to make your eyes look dead enough. When you're so busy, when you're alive to the occasion. The number of camping pumps that have to be bought from Miller has been going for years now. And each of those pigeons... All that has to be overseen by the RSPCA. At the moment it's one word: La Crosse. It was cricket bats for a while. You must remember the Tropstick Days fondly, shortly. Yes.