Are We Always in Retrograde?

Are we always in retrograde? It feels that way. You can almost always say, oh, that's why that weird thing was happening to me because it's often in retrograde. Now, Ned, you're a science man. Are you skeptical of the idea that the planets affect the way that you behave? I'm not even talking astrology. Distr the idea of like everyone born in the same month is the same or whatever. But as a science man, we can observe that the moon has an effect on the planet. And so if it changes the way that the ocean moves, certainly it can change the way that things are flowing in your stomach, in your body.