The Importance of Membership Dues

I'm perfectly willing to give up everything that makes me myself to be with somebody who I didn't like until very shortly. That's the dream that's part of what makes a relationship work. And this relationship works. It does jobs. All kinds of jobs. They're all equally, honestly, if you do it well enough, they're all equally good. Whatever gets you there. Oh, it's not the job. It's how you do it. It's the noises you make. You can just make this table shorter with magic. Because I'm a powerful shapeshifters.