The Fantasy of Fucking

"I had a date tonight with a lady and the plan was to go get dinner and then see a concert She was really cool and we went out to a good restaurant near my apartment Dinner went well I was making her laugh, etc And after I paid the check I told her I had to use the bathroom She said she would she'd wait right outside the restaurant So I went in and did my thing, but when I came out I couldn't find her I had only taken a piss. So it's not like I was taking a long time in the bathroom I called her and it went straight to voicemail Then I waited around and texted her And she said that she had to leave because