Dug and Chunt

In my birthday card, you said, stop that rastling. Don't make me have to get off to davenport and tan your hide so much you can't sit down on the commode. And i will get a switch. There was a lot of truth in that card. Although i didn't write it originally. But this one really spoke the truth about all chunp and chunt. I always feel a little uncomfortable saying your name. If you want to storp with the other end of my name, i'll just call you dug. He all right. We could go around solving crimes. Dug and chunta.