Extracting Sunbeams From Cucumbers

We visited several other laboratories, all with quite bizarre experiments that frankly seemed pointless and with little chance of success. But how can so much money be spent on these pointless degrading projects when people are living in such misery? You're not impressed then? No, I'm not. These aren't creative projects. And do they get funding for their experiments? Yes, of course. We hurried out, leaving the doctor trying to revive the poor dog.