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New York City Subway Shooter | Jerrod Carmichael

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

CHAPTER

You Need to Buy Here, Right?

Travord: "The only thing these schools aren't confiscating their guns, you know? I mean, they're looking through the back pack like a here's a rifle. Here's a hand gun" 'Sour patch kids, you know, sugar kills,' he adds.'I crush it at the stocks', says travord of his investment in crypto-currencies such as Bitcoin and Etherium. But can i sleep at the studio to night? Ecause i said, you waren expe mic co ye, come back.'

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Speaker 1
But myma i never, i think it was about gratitude. It's not how it worked, didn't we din't know whether you finished your food or not.
Speaker 2
Arent, so i guess you call my mam a liar or something. But nolok, look, it seems to me, travord, that the only thing these schools aren't confiscating their guns, you know? I mean, they're looking through the back pack like a here's a rifle. You can keep that. Here's a hand gun. You can keep that. Oh, my god, what the hell is this? Sour patch kids,
Speaker 10
you
Speaker 2
know, sugar kills. Chandler, pray,
Speaker 4
cos what's happening in te stop pocket. Look, look, this is simple, ok? I crush it at the stocks. Tt, right. Look,
Speaker 10
ist everyone as doesn't figure this out. You need
Speaker 6
to buy here, ok? Wa, take a step back, and
Speaker 10
you can see, you buy here, it's going up now. You
Speaker 6
don't want to buy
Speaker 2
right
Speaker 6
here. Ok? Right now, the
Speaker 10
company's in green, trevor, and i'm just realizing this,
Speaker 6
by the by the green, right? Red. You
Speaker 2
don't want to do that. Shed, you get it, ok?
Speaker 1
You sentibleon to predict the future. This is not wee,
Speaker 10
if you take a step back, like,
Speaker 2
let's go with this green squingly line, right here, right? If
Speaker 6
you right there, you know, and then you sell there, you
Speaker 10
see why? O do an ter. Its
Speaker 4
simple. E, how much? How much money have you invested in the stock markets? I do crypto, right? So, which reminds me, can i sleep at the studio to night? Ecause i said, you waren expe
Speaker 6
mic co ye, come back.

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