The Future of Sport

Scientists have discovered humans have reached their peak in terms of athletics without the use of banned substances. I don't think anyone thought we would honestly live to see the day where a man would attempt to break the no second barrier in the 100 metres unless that man was 100 metres long. When I was a school boy I ran the 100 metres in 3.8 seconds. Is that on drugs? I was in a car. But you were cheating by driving at three years old. There was nothing explicit in the laws of school sports day that I wasn't allowed to get a lift up the track. The rules were made after that race. It is good that sporting injustices are now being rectified