Tom Cruise's the OJ Gloves Moment

It's the OJ gloves moment. It can't be a cake. And he starts trying to put 75 candles in a single jafakkake and it just crumbles. They're losing their shit in the gallery. Judges calling for order. Everyone knows it's all over. Then Tom Cruise sits down, smug as you like, looks to his left. There's Nicole Kidman. She's smiling. One of the four clones are back. The clone says they were supposed to be proving it to fucking biscuit you dick. For which he was giving him the bird. That'd be a great scene when everyone's going nuts - apart from the one Nicole Kidman who real