How King Triton Got So Buff?

Yahoo Answers user Fritz asks, how did King Triton get so buff? I would say probably first, heavy diet of plankton. That's the only unrealistic thing is his motherfucker started playing tuba and she doesn't bury a ship in one of their throats. Why do we talk about Home Alone so much? It's a touchstone apparently a cultural punchstone,. We do talk about it a lot.