The Cure for Cancer

"I could really use a sandwich. I've been in here for seven days." "When did you last touch a test tube?" 'Oh, it was last week,' says the man who discovered cancer's cure. He then asks his audience if they would like to buy him a pizza or some scrambled eggs and toast. They say yes - but only because he is not a real scientist. The story ends with an argument over whether she should have eaten her food first.