I Was on a Holiday With the Girls, and I Saw a Donkey

I was on holiday with the girls, which is what i call my passport in travellers cheques. One day i saw him elbow deep in the back of a donkey and it felt like he was reaching into my chest and grabbing my heart. He had kind eyes, was well dressed and smelled strongly of donkey manure. We went down to the beach and stayed up all night dancing and drinking boiling hot oranginauntil the sun came up. For the rest of that week, we were inseparable sexually. Then when it was time to go home, he drpped a bomb shell, and the rest of the bomb too,. My heart was broken forever.