The One Day It All Mattered

"I was butt-necked and had a head full of shampoo when I heard someone knock on the door." "A scrawny man, about my size, 5'10", holding a sludge hammer standing just beside my ruined door. He honestly looked just as surprised as me and he says, so I didn't think anyone was home". The contractor they sent was mistakenly told the job was for an asbestos test.