
91: Putting the ILY in Family..
Two Hot Takes
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Is She Moving a Year Ago?
"I tried to change her diaper when she was about three months old, but I ended up puking on the poor baby," says writer. "My 35-male little sister was born when my parents expected me to help with her." Writer's cousin almost threw his son over a picnic table because he licked mustard off of him while making himself a sandwich. He said it's part of the family legend and everyone will think it's funny. The story is so gross that you don't have to be an asshole to tell it.
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