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272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring

No Such Thing As A Fish

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The North Pole Is Moving So Fast That We Can't Keep Up

The North Pole is moving so fast that we can't keep up. The next polar expedition is going to go on indefinitely. We've got to update it now because all of our maps are on. On the current model, if you tried to fly to the North Pole using your phones without the update, you'd end up 25 miles away from it. Which is quite far. Oh, I could walk 25 miles in the Arctic. But he was exclusively dating herring ladies who are still shampooing for the first time.

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