The Best Place to Eat in America, Isn't It?

"i know they're an awful company with a terrible track record of discrimination, and it's not like they make up for it by having good food or anything" "But once in a while we still eat their food at home. So last week, my wife's dad gets a hankering for some fuckin gravy, fried gravy, or whatever they got." 'I was tempted to just turn around and yell critical race theory to scare her,' he says. "'And then i take my artery spackle home and i eat it' - that's the platonic ideal of how this should go.'"