Theresa May's Cabinet Is All the Way to Checkers

Theresa May has brought her Cabinet all the way to checkers. She's not letting them return to London until they've sorted out leaving terms with the EU. But Boris kept coming up with wilder and wilder ideas, not listening to her. So today she determined not to let him derail negotiations. This deal is nothing more than polishing a turd. If that's what we're doing here, I suggest we leave this place now, head over to Whipsnade Zoo, and take tips from the experts who are right now polishing far better turds in their cages. Unless and until you have anything helpful to say, Boris, please be quiet.