The Irish Army Has Only Three Lads and a Dog

We need to stockpile ammunition or sort of aeroplanes even, because we only have like three or four days worth of ammunition. The Irish army has just three lads and a dog, but they can really turn your day around. What could become a thing of a past on our railways? I think it's a lot of trains. You'll get two points for any other suggestions of what might be even wronger than trains. We'll finish with a quick fire round in title. Fiction is better than truth. All these questions have a true answer, but can you give me an answer that is better than the real one? And I points to the wrongest possible answer.