The Fucking Idiot

I love chocolate. Do you eat chocolate on me? Sometimes. I think anybody who's eating chocolate is a fucking idiot. Tastes really good in a drink with whiskey, bourbon, cream, and amaretto. Chunk of chocolate. Who the fuck cares? Well, there's a reason why humans have become so successful because we can eat chocolate because we need chocolate. But also look,  you win some, you lose some. You know what I'm saying? Give a cat a chocolate. Dad give chocolate to a dog. Father give chocolate to an alligator dad. What do you think it's doing to us? That makes us so different.