The Fail Sons of Henry VIII

There is a big religious schism and purportedly the warring nation across the water has been fomenting it. And so then big enders are going into exile in blephus goo and it's become a full out, you know, war. So this is just the satire of like here's what a stupid thing people will go to war about. Henry the eighth kind of stuff because the the king's emperor's son. This is generations ago heard himself opening an egg at the big end.