Speaker 2
Yeah. a video. Check it out. Patreon. Happy holidays. Happy New Year. Oh, so tickets go on sale very soon. So watch out. What's up? Yeah. So for that,
Speaker 1
actually, this is a good point to make, which is that the crappies are around the corner and there will be news about not just tickets, but voting yada, yada, yada. And we're going to change up the voting just a little bit this year. It should be very exciting. It'll be even more thrilling than ever before in your entire life. So with that all being said, it's now day three and are they in same parts? St. John's, they're in same parts, right? St.
Speaker 2
something. Are they, what kind of fan are you sir? I can't you know on
Speaker 1
Sing well, here's the thing between this shown below deck at St. Bart's St. John's St. This sink that you know, St. Croix see that in my place St. Norma is my nickname St. Bermuda. Let's be in Florida. I Like yeah, well, you know what go fuck yourself bitch, dude. I love you, you, dude. I love you, dude. I love you, dude. I love you, dude. dude. I love you, dude. I love you, dude. I love you, dude. I love you, dude. I love you, dude. I love you like, are you ready for the girls? They are kind of crazy. And I was like, is it evil coming into the Villa? The answer by the way is yes, but they are actually very lovely women and very, very
Speaker 2
respectful. Uh, so, so he goes to Kristen and, um, he was like, I have your coffee. She's like, oh my god, I love it. You knew what I wanted. And he's like, oh, you're about to call reception. And she's like, you can do that. He's like, no, there's no reception. Stupid.
Speaker 2
Susan, we talk to you later.
Speaker 1
And he's like, I mean, I think they are testing me a little bit, you know, like for me, there's no problem with that though. I'm
Speaker 2
used to it. So she goes,
Speaker 1
by the way, last night, you're quite the dancer. And
Speaker 2
he's like, so far as my favorite episode of yours. Seriously, like it was amazing watching you dance on that episode and saying bar it's you were
Speaker 1
so good It was uh, yes, and he tries to do a dance move, but his hand hits the tray and smells coffee off to the side He's oh, did I make you a little nervous? He's like shut up bitch now
Speaker 2
listen I know nature is nature and we can't really do much about it. And if we see it happening, we should just let it happen I mean unless it's, you know, children or something like that, in which case smack them and tell them no. But in this case, a shark chasing a turtle, I don't need to see that. That is horrifying. Somebody needs to do something. Did you catch that? Or it's a shark? Oh, I
Speaker 1
did. You know what? By the way, I'm so glad you brought that up because I forgot to write that down. And I was like, a amazing that someone caught this, but be what is going to happen to that turtle? I was like, this is actually very terrifying B roll footage presented as like, welcome to the joyous tropics. That turtle is about to go down. That
Speaker 2
turtle is dying. And guess what's going to happen to the shark? It's gonna lose a cap. Okay. By the way, you're going to be like, why did I eat a turtle? Well, I didn't anybody warn me. It was hard. The turtle
Speaker 1
is basically like toffee to a shark. It's like fun, lovely. You might lose a crown. So enjoy having to go to the dentist, the shark dentist
Speaker 2
after this. It's like when you eat an olive and you're like, Hmm, what a delicious, huh? I love olives. And this great sound that boom, you eat like a little tiny pit that they didn't fully remove. Like
Speaker 1
Dennis did. Remember when Dennis did that? I think it was Dennis. He ate a, he bit down on olive and like the, and like the capital cafeteria and then he sued it. He sued the cafeteria.
Speaker 2
I didn't know you could do that. I've literally broken a tooth on an olive pit and Guess what a tortilla chip? So Watch out everybody got a lot of broken teeth. Okay, so shark chasing turtle not okay day three. Okay
Speaker 1
Not cool we don't condone it we know we understand nature is nature and this is the way things work. But guess what? We have to shift the paradigm,
Speaker 2
okay? We need to have new conversations. Mm-mm. So everybody's just getting along with day three. They're starting. Kelly and Lou Anne are doing yoga. Um, which Lou Anne, just please stop doing things that require a vocal. Mm-mm. Oh my God. Please turn off the garbage disposal. Find peace another way. Mm
Speaker 1
It sounded like the entire villa was being loaded onto a truck to be moved to a different part of the aisle. Mmm. So, uh huh. Uh, Kristen meanwhile is dealing with the stairs going up from the bungalow. She's like, how do you stairs ever going to get any easier? And, um, they're all just, Kristen then goes and tells the story about how Martin spilled his coffee and she's like telling it to, um, the other women. Like she's think it's like the best or she's like, Oh my God, you guys won't believe it. So he came over and I was like, look like you were having a lot of fun dancing and then he spilled his coffee. And they're just looking at her like this is why you were fired This is yeah