How to Hit High Sea Booze

I want to see how high you can actually hit a note. Is there a song that goes up to a certain point? I'm sick of having these conversations about head high versus body high at the dispensary. It's like banana fruit yuckas, Obi-Wan, Skywalker, Yodaplenty, OG, Kush Kush, Orange, Orange Dynamite. You're giving me 20 grams of apple nut cinacruz but would you name three other strains for me? What do you mean by 'body high' when your arms and legs don't work? That doesn't make any sense. Your head's not on top of a body that's like, like is high.