You Could Masturbate. You Could Mature if You Were Thinking of Nature.

There was a place called the Krista Village nearby and we would occasionally go there for a potluck picnic. It had a proper guru, this guy ran it and they had such strange rules. You weren't allowed to masturbate. And then someone went on a trip once and sent back a postcard confessing that they had masturbated while on the trip. But while they'd been doing it, they thought of nature. They'd been thinking of trees and. They found a loophole. So that became the new rule. You could masturbate if you were thinking about nature. Yeah. Early 80s, you moved to London. You're attending the central school of speech and drama.