How to Be a Successful Actor

I once auditioned to be the voice of Marmaduke in the Marmaduke movie Sure A role that later went to Owen Wilson Right Now do you think we can trick Owen Wilson into thinking he's gonna get the job In the CGI 3D gassy penguin movie And then it goes to me so he knows what it feels like? I still resent Jason Schwartzman to this day. He did the same thing to me Yeah Out of spite Wouldn't I can only imagine But so I think I just wanted I just want the Owen's or the Wilson family to know how it feels To feel pain To be so close to what you've always wanted Maybe push another suicide attempt yeah, sure