I Was Handcuffed to My Armrest in an Oper

opera is kind of like theater, but they don't raise the curtain all the way up. Audience members are encouraged to yell out things they think the performers should do. At one point in the first act, I shouted, sing a song about old love and new horizons. And then a member of the chorus spatted me,. moments later I found someone handcuffed me to my armrest. It was super fun.