Can We Get Willie on This Podcast for Seven and a Half Hours?

Willie has a perfect exercise routine, which is alternating long walks for his endurance and flat out sprints to chase squirrels. The 23 hour quito plus trashfer diet makes total sense but what does this mean for eating copious amounts of bowjangles in long john silver during the feeding window? Can we do this when willie's on the grass? Is he on his stomach or back? But there is one more question i'm dying to ask too. This is so important for the listeners. How does willie possibly do all of this? Will breathing out of his mouth and not nose breathing? I don't understand how he can be so healthy without nose breathing. Ah,