How to Play a Wet Deck

There's always the excuse of like oh this is just in here to hold together all my goofy stuff. If you want me to believe your deck doesn't have a plan you should play it out of a tupperware of lobster bisque and just have a down on the table be like "this is my wet deck" I'm pretty sure I was at the game store and a woman was painting her nails in between her turns stinky which is stinky but also like trying to play commander where you're like all of your nails are wet was  a very funny thing Just have no idea if this is for real or if my brain just made it up because it would be crazy.