Pursue the Blessedness That Comes From Giving

The message that needs to be shouted from the top of the ides tower in the city center is this, americans, you're not nearly hedonistic enough. Don't lay up for yourselves treasures on earth where moth and rust corrupt and where thieves break in and steal. Go for broke. Quit being satisfied with little five and a quarter % yields of pleasure that get eaten up by the moths of inflation and the rust of death. Invest in the blue chip, high yield, divinely insured securities of heaven. Join us in the labor of christian hedonism. Come on, become real hedenists. Wake up. That's the message. We've got gospel.