Isad Stag Do D O?

16 of us went to glasgow on a minnee bus. One aggressive, lightweight friend who can't handle his boos decided to crack a bottle of jack daniels at seven a m oh jesus. We bundle him into the hotel lift, that's an elevator for everybody in this side of the world, and leave him there. If if you're goin to fockin, pass out and shit yourself before 12 noon, we're leaving you in an elevator. That's just scotland rules, all right?