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Stop talking to them you pr*ck

The Tuesday Club

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Premier League Footballers Have Their Own Cryo Chamber

Every Premier League footballer has a cryo chamber. Christiana Ronaldo's got one, and Jamie Vardy keeps his vodka in it. I want Arsenal to tell the truth about how many people are in the ground. There were 778 people in the toilet at Crystal Palace on Saturday. You can't even show the game on the screen in a bar when you get there. It was really now that this game has got to stop. Let's just make this a lasting change after the pandemic.

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