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Ep 174: Mel Giedroyc (Christmas Special)

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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I've Grown a Quince Tree. It's Your Front Garden.

I've grown a quince tree. You can get under that full coverage. But it's your front garden. I was quite shocked. Ordered an Indian takeaway the other night from a place that we love. And my friend Lisa had the takeaway in her hand. So we got inside and shut the door. And the guy that had delivered the food had taken a whazz in the front garden. Not even under the quince tree, by the bins or into a flower bed. Oh, no. It is awful. It's really bad though.

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