Sex Shame

"These two monkey fuckers have been out on the pints and thought they just have a bit of bum sex And it's not gone very well Like fucking like sticking a plunger and a blocked toilet Exactly mate I was mortified It was all over him, me and the beddens Heavens, heavens, heavens I took off his sheet and jumped in the shower after him To be honest to him, he was a gent about the whole scenario," she says. "I'm dead glad I've had some, like not shit related but some like period disasters with lads I might not have been with for very long" She adds: 'If something happens that's embarrassing and rude