The New Labour Party Manager - Boris Johnson

With a general election now likely to happen sooner rather than later, i'm taking the initiative at appointing a brand new campaign manager. And who is this mysterious person? Boris johnson. If anyone knows how to completely destroy the tory's credibility and keep them out of power for decades, it's got to be boris. The party is still heaving a sigh of relief after sicea stame was cleared of beergate. Police decided it couldn't possibly have been a party if kia starver was there. Sir ker joins me.