Portrait Photography on the iPhone

In the olden days, people used to when clothes got dirty, they would hook them down to the riverbank and wash them on a washboard. But now we have these high-tech washing machines that do everything for you. And I fall on the side of where we're not in it to enjoy the art of washing clothes,. We want clean clothes at the end of the day. If you can let me get to that end result faster, give it to me because I just want to clean clothes.