The Man in the Sky

Jen has a date with Rob Lowe, who is the world's biggest douchebag. She tells him not to sleep with him so she doesn't miss out on an unacceptable mate. The birthday card he opens shortly after has a coupon for sex. He grabs her hand and says, I may have some fun... Maybe we just look at each other as friends instead of lovers. It sure seemed like they bought that house together for some reason. They're hung up on the genetics thing. Our kids will be little fat kids with snub noses.