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We Made It Weird #69

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

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I Got in Trouble for Making the Creature With Two Backs

I got in trouble for writing an article about valentine's day. I thought i didn't even know what venereal disease was. Chocolate activates the same neurons in your brain, is like sex and mariwana. It comes up and smoking a big old duby would do the trick. You were going to christian college. And one of the quotes was, when i read the creature with two, i wanted to slap your face,. She said she wanted to slap my face.

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