The Horror of a Monkey's Wank

I saw a gorilla, picket's nose and eat it. It was the greatest day of my life. My parents have a new puppy who likes eating shit. And so when buttons is over at their house, this dog, this puppy will follow buttons around to the toilet with an open mouth. So when buttons are doing a shit, it doesn't even reach the floor,. It just goes directly into Teddy's mouth. Yeah. Like the human centipede. Basically. God. Sorry about that image, but it's one of those things that happened so often. And then I can't, I just feel like I need to exercise it.

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