You Think You're Johnny Carson?

When he was about 12 years old, I realized that I couldn't masturbate all the time. So I learned to juggle. And strangely enough, that ended up leading me into show business. The most amazing part of the story is this 12 year old hairbraid scheme actually worked. It feels now whether they like the show or don't like the show, it's become cultural required viewing. "I'm really excited to dive in"