The Hallows Catastrophe

Punching punch is more fun than watching baseball. Dracula has brain twisters, which means he can knock over people and buildings. He's the best punch maker in town; how does he make it so red? Muhaha! Wouldn't you like to know? Dracula! Where did you come from? It's a mystery. I'll never tell my secrets. Come on, drag. Just tell me. Alright, I'll spill. My name is Dracula. The punch is extra red. It can only be one thing: Artificial flavor! You should be ashamed of yourself. How dare you show me such disrespect?! And that was the fairy tale catastrophe. Thrilling, yes.