Seven Rules of Courtliness

The Sage of Malita set down these rules of polite behavior for which we should be grateful. Poor wine properly with both hands so as not to spill any and always serve two pieces of bread. With a smile and a witticism cover up the faults of others. Be faultless at table, glad even to entertain your enemies. Bear your misfortunes with fortitude and do not let your head be turned by good fortune. Avoid these things lest you be consigned behind the gates of hell.