The Ultimate Fucking Dude

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He's got teeth that latch under her belly. And he keeps biting and biting and she fights him. Because she only wants the best. Yes. Exactly like Marv Albert biting that ass. He didn't know what he really was. Then he finally latches on and then his face becomes part of her belly and her face fuse. And then he's fused to her by the mouth for the rest of his life. This is yeah, like the ultimate fucking that kind of guy who finds a woman and latches he just latches on. They need that lifelong connection because it's so hard to find each otherBecause of the darkness. Yeah. So everybody's got there. You got

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