Fucking Water Almost Got Me There

"It's my last bottle for my gal. Are you okay? Fucking almost died." "I don't want to drink water that looks like fucking dirt," he says, referring to the black water they use in some of their shows. "We actually have given DJ a trophy for every single funny joke that he has told on the show and DJ, how many trophies are you up to?" 'He does got one on the way though,' she replies. "'Funny moment' is gonna be three minutes on.' It'd be like 30 seconds. That was fun.'"