The Wizard of Oz

Dorothy gasped and Toto growled again. What stood before them? It was like something from a fairy tale, a massive lion coured toward the rear. A pile of scrap metal that vaguely resembled a medieval suit of armor with friendly blue eyes. There's Todd trying to get horny again. He looked at her kindly and spoke in soothing British tones again. My name is Nikki Chops,. I didn't make that up. And these are my friends lie in a scarecrow. Who am I you being? Oh my God. Why is he making me chops?"