"I'm running a race for nobody. You're gonna be a hot dog," he says of his career as a comedian. "If we, the only thing that's going to happen is if we put 20 cameras on me and give me a budget, it's just going to be some fucking 26-year-old ... I think some of the things he's said, we need to just kind of, you know, it just is what it is." The show airs at 10 p.m. ET/PT Monday through Friday with an encore scheduled for next week.
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from.
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