Voyager's Voyage

We learned that these backward thinkers, these envious constable who deliver a patchy rotted ninth place to Australia's Voyager. We did at least learn of an overdue breakthrough in Australian Portuguese relations as the Portuguese jury wisely awarded Vuyage no less than they were obviously due. Our 12 points go to Australia. Although we, for one, outraged, whimsical news review much prefer the pronunciation of Monaco's Eurovision desk chief Fernando Augusto Pacheco.