Why Do You Love Us Weekly?

Throm: I love us weekly for so many reasonss i'm not sure i feel guilty about it as much as i used to, maybe when i was on tenure track to become a professor who didn't get fire. The reason, obviously, why i wouldt feel guilty is that there's something base about looking at women and men parading around in sequense or whatever. And the issue always has this very familiar structure. You open it up and there's always the spread of one kind of dress, like they're all pink, or they're all by louiviton. It could be julia roberts at the grocery store with her own cart, and you're like