How to Have Fun Sex

If I'm, like usually if I have to pee on somebody, I'm pressing down because I like don't want to. Also, I don't drink enough water. So I'm like pushing down really hard and I'm dehydrated and then I fart - it's such a bummer. But I only like pee play if he play. If it's in the shower. The one time I was dating, we had the most fun sex because we made jokes. Like an older guy and you know, he had been married. He had seen his ex wife had a fist. And that's like a really fun person to be with. Where you never have to feel embarrassed or whatever