The Hard Way Nobody Looks Cool With a Sword

The first episode of Knife or Death is now on Netflix. It's basically what you'd expect People take a bunch of knives and chop through some shit. The contestants had like a real sadness and frustration that they carried with them in their body language. No one can look cool doing that I do have a theory on this That everyone at least five times in their lives will pick up a sword and think I'm going to look awesome Holding this Take a picture of themselves Have no idea they look like a fucking nerd Put that on the internet and That's Gonna live foreverI just feel like that's something we all were born with And we all have to learn the hard way That nobody looks cool