How to Settle the Argument About a Husband Having Son Stroke and Still Be Able to Have a One

The girl who wrote in and asked you to settle the argument about a husband having son stroke and still being able to have a one. The W test is affectionately known amongst the girls as the W test. It started when one of the lads was on the phone and my husband telling him how ill he was  and came out with the line I'm so ill couldn't even have a one since then if the lads are talking about being ill the general response is but could you have a one it's usually followed up with something along the lines of oh mate you need someone to need anything popping around wow this is an indicator of being seriously ill If the answer is yes little sympathy